Monsters Involved:

-Goatman- Haunts a bridge in eastern Kentucky...you can tell it’s in Kentucky because of the fashionable look of Cig’s and a lighter tucked into his wife beater...a stone cold classic Kentucky look!

-Cycolpean Ape-  Guards an ancient indian burial ground in Nicholasville....if you mess with the mound....he kill’s your pigs!

-Kelley’s Green Man- I mean...Nevada’s nice to visit...but some guys have to live with a little privacy!  There’s no hunting grounds better than the rolling hills of eastern Kentucky!

-Big Foot-  ...I mean...where doesn’t big foot live!  At least this one know’s how to party!  Look at his hat...he must have gotten that off of Amazon!

-Thunderbird-  I’m not talking classic cars here...this suckers huge....must be all those uranium enrichment plants in western Kentucky!